Just so everyone knows, this chapter is going to be heavy on the baby spam. Yay, babies! Onward!
Time for Max’s birthday! What will our sweet Max look like?
Dizzy: Awesome. That’s all you need to know
You’re just excited for cake.
And because my cat distracted me, I missed the whole birthday scene -_- But I did catch Dizzy and little Max in the nursery. ISN’T HE CUTE?
Dizzy: His eyes are kinda funny…
They are, aren’t they…Hmm…
Well anyway, Dizzy got busy potty training..
And teaching this little guy to walk.
Can I have him? Like really, he’s SO cute!
Gerard decided that his wife totally had the parenthood thing so he decided to go and read a book about murder. I hope you’re not plotting anything there Gerard.
Seriously though, best dad ever. He loves his son.
Gerard: Whose a cute little boy? You are! You are!
Hes a boy, not a dog Gerard. Seriously, man.
Also, I decided that I will collect these because they’re so sweet. I love them. Romantic selfies. Go Sims.
Sometime the next morning, the house ddescendedinto utter chaos and Dizzy started getting stressed out about it. Gerard was working out, so he was no help. I love that he skills, but help with the housework, Gerard!
So I decided both Dizzy and Max needed to get out of the house. Here they are. Look at that huge tummy!
Dizzy: Yes, send the heavily pregnant lady on a walk. How smart.
You are not very nice Dizzy.
Shot of mommy and her baby boy. Some clipping going on there. I guess Max’s new brother or sister is hungry for legs.
Dizzy tried to make a new friend, but this lady hates children. And pregnant women.
Dizzy: Pfft what a tool.
Max: I know, right mommy?
Aw! Gerard did you miss your wife?
Gerard: Dizzy you were gone so long!
Dizzy: Only a few hours, but aw, Gerard you’re so romantic!
Gerard: Now shake it out!
These two, I swear *facepalm*
Max: They’ll never find me if I hide hehe
Gerard: Found you! And here comes the CLAW!
Gerard…are you teaching your son to talk? ALL BY YOURSELF?
Gerard: Can you say “Spazz”? Say “Spazz”, Max!
Max: The Voice!
Gerard: Close enough.
Oh Dizzy, are you in labor again?
Dizzy: I must be giving birth to an elephant.
I don’t think so. Let me get Gerard.
Theres a surprise. it is after nine…
Dizzy: Is he coming?
Nope. You’re on your own again.
But everything turned out alright. Welcome baby Cedric!
Cedric rolled Good and of course Insane. I love the snuggle picture I got for Dizzy and Cedric. They’re so cute!
After he late night, Dizzy was in no mood to handle Max in the morning so good daddy Gerard did it for her. What a nice guy. I know I sometimes get mad at you for silly things, but you are a treasure. Let me clone you.
Dizzy teaches Max to talk.
It works out I think.
Hey…HEY. Max, what the crabcake are you doing?
You’re doing it wrong. Gerard, discipline your child!
Gerard: Ah-ha! I’m a genius!
GERARD DISCIPLINE YOUR CHILD!
Gerard: Can’t hear you over how much of a genius I am.
Thank you Max for doing something else.
Meanwhile, we have this random lady outside…
Lady: I CAN’T GET IN THE DOOR BECAUSE OF THE MAILBOX HERPDERP.
I can’t move the mailbox.
Lady: Why you keep me out with this thing?
I would also like to point out for all of you to be jealous of that Gerard has made it to level 5 of his career without my help.
Gerard: I be ambitious.
And he’s still a great dad.
Seriously guys, he’s a townie in Hidden Springs. If anyone wants him, go find him and nab him for yourself!
Aww…Oh my gosh Gerard, that is the sweetest.
But you know, I don’t think he’s even held Cedric yet.
Gerard: Whose Cedric?
Dizzy: My belly feels funny again.
Yay for more babies! 😀
The next morning, Gerard once more tries to cook for his wife
And Dizzy checks the stove afterwards, scared that he forgot to turn it off and that the whole house might catch on fire. Good idea, Dizzy.
Time to age up Cedric! 😀
He looks just like his daddy! Isn’t he sweet?
Dizzy why are you digging through your own trash?
Dizzy: The gnomes told me to.
Ah..um…No…We don’t have gnomes.
Dizzy: TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE WITH TRASH HANDS
I love you Cedric ;o;
Hehe, he’s so cute. Look at that little sailor’s suit!
Birthday time! Let’s see if Max keeps his charm!
Well he’s pretty cute. I couldn’t get a better picture because Dizzy won’t move her fat butt out of the way. Also, as a side note, he rolled perceptive.
For now, Max gets his own room off of the nusery. It’s large because all of the children will be rooming here in the future.
Max: Hello peasants!
Max, why are you wearing long purple gloves?
Max: Good question, peasant. No extra rations for you, but germs! Germs are everywhere!
Max: Now I shall magically banish them!
Max: This decoration is so disgusting I might puke.
Its a plant.
Max: Its disgusting.
Go to bed.
But as he went into the main room to ask his mother for a goodnight story, this happened.
Dizzy: Another elephant?
No, another baby.
Max: Gross mom! Don’t give birth to an elephant in the living room!
Max: Dad, is the elephant going to look like you?
Gerard: I mean I never seen an elephant before, but I imagine this one should look similar too me.
Max: Dad, you know everything.
I moved Dizzy into the nursery and away from her family because they kept talking about silly things.
Gerard read Max a bedtime story
And Dizzy gave birth to her first daughter! Welcome baby Monica! She rolled Friendly and Insane.
With two little ones in the house once more, it creates tension in the nursery. Both of them want to stop Monica from screaming, but Dizzy got there first.
But with Monica tended to, Dizzy once again gets hungry for faces.
The shower is their favorite spot. Seriously, I don’t think they’ve ever used their bed…
Super dad and husband go!
Gerard: Someone needs to take care of the house!
I finally got the painting replacement mod. I do not regret. These paintings…
Max clearly inherited his greatness from his father.
Max: I ccommandth thee. Do my homework!
Gerard: Or you could do it yourself.
Max: *slouches* Aw, dad…
More fighting over Monica…
Bikini birthday time! Hurrah!
Monica Dewdrop, everyone!
Oh Dizzy…you’re not…
And we’ll end it here. And for the first time, I’ll put my scoreboard here! And try to remember every chapter after, haha.
Self Wetting (-5): 0
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): 0
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0
Every Birth (+5): 3×5 = 15
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 0
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 0
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10): 0
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 0
Total: 15 Points