0.3 Elephant in the Room

Just so everyone knows, this chapter is going to be heavy on the baby spam. Yay, babies! Onward!

Screenshot-122Time for Max’s birthday! What will our sweet Max look like?

Dizzy: Awesome. That’s all you need to know

You’re just excited for cake.


And because my cat distracted me, I missed the whole birthday scene -_- But I did catch Dizzy and little Max in the nursery. ISN’T HE CUTE?

Dizzy: His eyes are kinda funny…

They are, aren’t they…Hmm…


Well anyway, Dizzy got busy potty training..

Screenshot-128And teaching this little guy to walk.

Screenshot-129Can I have him? Like really, he’s SO cute!

Screenshot-130Gerard decided that his wife totally had the parenthood thing so he decided to go and read a book about murder. I hope you’re not plotting anything there Gerard.

Screenshot-131Seriously though, best dad ever. He loves his son.

Gerard: Whose a cute little boy? You are! You are!

Hes a boy, not a dog Gerard. Seriously, man.

Screenshot-133Also, I decided that I will collect these because they’re so sweet. I love them. Romantic selfies. Go Sims.


Screenshot-135Sometime the next morning, the house ddescendedinto utter chaos and Dizzy started getting stressed out about it. Gerard was working out, so he was no help. I love that he skills, but help with the housework, Gerard!

Screenshot-136So I decided both Dizzy and Max needed to get out of the house. Here they are. Look at that huge tummy!

Dizzy: Yes, send the heavily pregnant lady on a walk. How smart.

You are not very nice Dizzy.

Screenshot-137Shot of mommy and her baby boy. Some clipping going on there. I guess Max’s new brother or sister is hungry for legs.

Screenshot-138Dizzy tried to make a new friend, but this lady hates children. And pregnant women.

Screenshot-140Dizzy: Pfft what a tool.

Max: I know, right mommy?

Screenshot-141Aw! Gerard did you miss your wife?

Gerard: Dizzy you were gone so long!

Dizzy: Only a few hours, but aw, Gerard you’re so romantic!

Screenshot-142Gerard: Now shake it out!

Dizzy: Radical!

These two, I swear *facepalm*


Max: They’ll never find me if I hide hehe

Screenshot-145Gerard: Found you! And here comes the CLAW!

Screenshot-146Gerard…are you teaching your son to talk? ALL BY YOURSELF?

Gerard: Can you say “Spazz”? Say “Spazz”, Max!

Max: The Voice!

Gerard: Close enough.

-_- Ugh.

Screenshot-149Oh Dizzy, are you in labor again?

Dizzy: I must be giving birth to an elephant.

I don’t think so. Let me get Gerard.

Screenshot-150Theres a surprise. it is after nine…

Screenshot-148Dizzy: Is he coming?

Nope. You’re on your own again.

Screenshot-151But everything turned out alright. Welcome baby Cedric!

Cedric rolled Good and of course Insane. I love the snuggle picture I got for Dizzy and Cedric. They’re so cute!


Screenshot-153After he late night, Dizzy was in no mood to handle Max in the morning so good daddy Gerard did it for her. What a nice guy. I know I sometimes get mad at you for silly things, but you are a treasure. Let me clone you.

Screenshot-155Gerard skills

Screenshot-156Dizzy teaches Max to talk.

It works out I think.

Screenshot-158Hey…HEY. Max, what the crabcake are you doing?

Max: Sculptingg

You’re doing it wrong. Gerard, discipline your child!

Gerard: Ah-ha! I’m a genius!



Gerard: Can’t hear you over how much of a genius I am.

Screenshot-163Thank you Max for doing something else.

Screenshot-166Meanwhile, we have this random lady outside…


I can’t move the mailbox.

Lady: Why you keep me out with this thing?

Screenshot-169I would also like to point out for all of you to be jealous of that Gerard has made it to level 5 of his career without my help.

Gerard: I be ambitious.

Screenshot-171And he’s still a great dad.

Seriously guys, he’s a townie in Hidden Springs. If anyone wants him, go find him and nab him for yourself!

Screenshot-173Aww…Oh my gosh Gerard, that is the sweetest.

But you know, I don’t think he’s even held Cedric yet.

Gerard: Whose Cedric?

Screenshot-174Dizzy: My belly feels funny again.

Yay for more babies! 😀

Screenshot-176The next morning, Gerard once more tries to cook for his wife

Screenshot-177And Dizzy checks the stove afterwards, scared that he forgot to turn it off and that the whole house might catch on fire. Good idea, Dizzy.

Screenshot-178Time to age up Cedric! 😀

Screenshot-180He looks just like his daddy! Isn’t he sweet?

Screenshot-181Dizzy why are you digging through your own trash?

Dizzy: The gnomes told me to.

Ah..um…No…We don’t have gnomes.


Screenshot-186I love you Cedric ;o;

Screenshot-187Hehe, he’s so cute. Look at that little sailor’s suit!

Screenshot-189Birthday time! Let’s see if Max keeps his charm!

Screenshot-191Well he’s pretty cute. I couldn’t get a better picture because Dizzy won’t move her fat butt out of the way. Also, as a side note, he rolled perceptive.

Screenshot-192For now, Max gets his own room off of the nusery. It’s large because all of the children will be rooming here in the future.

Screenshot-193Max: Hello peasants!

Max, why are you wearing long purple gloves?

Max: Good question, peasant. No extra rations for you, but germs! Germs are everywhere!

Screenshot-197Max: Now I shall magically banish them!

Alrighty there…

Screenshot-199Max: This decoration is so disgusting I might puke.

Its a plant.

Max: Its disgusting.

Go to bed.

Screenshot-200But as he went into the main room to ask his mother for a goodnight story, this happened.

Dizzy: Another elephant?

No, another baby.

Screenshot-201Max: Gross mom! Don’t give birth to an elephant in the living room!

Screenshot-202Max: Dad, is the elephant going to look like you?

Gerard: Probably.

Screenshot-205Gerard: I mean I never seen an elephant before, but I imagine this one should look similar too me.

Max: Dad, you know everything.

Screenshot-206I moved Dizzy into the nursery and away from her family because they kept talking about silly things.

Screenshot-207Gerard read Max a bedtime story

Screenshot-208And Dizzy gave birth to her first daughter! Welcome baby Monica! She rolled Friendly and Insane.

Screenshot-211With two little ones in the house once more, it creates tension in the nursery. Both of them want to stop Monica from screaming, but Dizzy got there first.

Screenshot-212But with Monica tended to, Dizzy once again gets hungry for faces.

Screenshot-214The shower is their favorite spot. Seriously, I don’t think they’ve ever used their bed…



Screenshot-219Super dad and husband go!

Gerard: Someone needs to take care of the house!

Screenshot-220I finally got the painting replacement mod. I do not regret. These paintings…


Screenshot-224Max clearly inherited his greatness from his father.

Screenshot-226Max: I ccommandth thee. Do my homework!

Screenshot-227Gerard: Or you could do it yourself.

Max: *slouches* Aw, dad…

Screenshot-229More fighting over Monica…

Screenshot-230Bikini birthday time! Hurrah!

Screenshot-2Monica Dewdrop, everyone!

Screenshot-232Oh Dizzy…you’re not…

And we’ll end it here. And for the first time, I’ll put my scoreboard here! And try to remember every chapter after, haha.

Self Wetting (-5): 0
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): 0
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0

Every Birth (+5): 3×5 = 15
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 0
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 0
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10): 0
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 0

Total: 15 Points


5 thoughts on “0.3 Elephant in the Room

  1. *grabs Max and runs away* Pink hair, dark skin, and by the looks of it- he’s a werewolf. I love Cedrick and Monica too but I can’t wait to see what the 4th one looks like. I love these Sims.


    • Yeah, I keep forgetting I have this mod that, if the child is born on the full moon, theres a chance of them becoming a random supernatural type from the expansions I have, but only if the parents are human. Max rolled werewolf. I’m not going to uninstall the mod though, I think it adds an extra sense of randomness to the game. I’m eventually gonna make a mods I use page and that’ll probably be the first one because its awesome.


  2. I was going to comment on Max being a werewolf, but you answered my question in your response to Tam’s comment. I have seen that mod, it sounds like fun. Quick way to get some more supernaturals into a normal town.

    All the kids are cuties, but I think I love Monica the best; she seems like a nice mix.

    Personally, I’d prefer if you had the pictures just a bit bigger – maybe medium size?


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