I’m so sorry for changing the size of the pictures again. I don’t like the medium size. So we’re trying large again. I’ll probably go back to the other chapters and edit them for large too because omg I can’t make up my mind.
Also as a side note, I’m sorry if I’m a little meh the next few times I post. I just suffered a bad breakup and I’m just…meh. BUT MOVING ON BECAUSE SIMS IS JOYFUL.Dizzy…Dizzy…Your daughter is crying. Do something Dizzy.
Dizzy: Can’t. I gotta paint. We need money.
Dizzy you have like 50,000 in the bank. You don’t need money.
Dizzy: We obviously do since the house is still so darn small.
That’s only because I’m lazy.
Look at this poor baby girl. She’s crying…for no reason. Everything is in the green. Monica is a crybaby apparently. Neither of the others were like this. I guess being the only girl means you can cry about being the only girl. Maybe if you get lucky, mommy will have another baby girl.
There we go. Someone is happy again. Haha, look how stunned she looks to be by that musical note in her face. She really seems to like playing on this thing.
Max: Shove your points. I’ll never be heir.
Someone sounds pouty. By the way, where’s Cedric?
Wait a minute, it’s only fall. Why is it snowing? Ugh Sim logic…
And suddenly, Max’s mood dips into the red. Uh-oh.
Good thing Dizzy is out of the room. She’s a coward. Nothing like your own son making you faint. But look how fearsome he’s beginning to look!
Uh? He has the Werewolf moodlet but he has failed to transform. Resetting him did nothing. HE IS A GLITCH-WOLF D:
Meanwhile, Dizzy and Gerard break in their bed (for the first time) and snow glitches into their house. Here’s hoping for a girl!
Gerard: Son, you stink. This house stinks.
Cerdric: While that’s a brilliant point, father, I believe I need a bedtime story before I even attempt to go to sleep, even though I’m about to faceplant on the floor.
The next morning the schedule is some green puke
Breaking the toilet with green puke
Feeding baby Moni
And now that everyone has left and won’t blow my speakers out with their horns and shouting, a birthday for Baby Tobi! Happy birthday Tobi!
We begin to teach him his skills right away because Moni has already been taught all of her’s. I’ve pretty much got this “parenting” thing down for them. I also got the birthing baby thing down. All of the kids are about three days apart and I have my age on the setting that by the time the new one is born, its time for one of the older ones to become a child so I only have two toddlers/babies at any one time.
Also, note how the kids are setting pranks. That spot is the sink in the second bathroom. How often do they use that sink? Never.
Gerard: I know those spies want my cake.
They really don’t.
Gerard: They do. I know it.
Cedric: Cake Zombie
There we go, now they’re into it. Oh, and yes, that is Cedric in the pink dinosaur outfit. Sometime before he got forced to come for cake, he changed.
Oops, theres Dizzy being pranked behind her.
Monica Dewdrop everyone. She rolled Over-Emotional. I think she’s turning out very pretty. I’m sure she’ll make beautiful babies somewhere.
Max: I am eldest, THEREFORE I AM THE KING!
Monica: Excuse me?
Cedric: Do you want us to revolt?
Cedric and Monica: BOOOOO.
To talk in the bathroom about the weather. Huh.
And Max is arguing with the trashcan…
Huh? WHEN DID THE SINK BREAK?
Dizzy fix that shizz. Geeze. Tomorrow is Max’s teen birthday so, we need to have the house looking decent.
Also: Max got honor roll on his last day as a child. It counts (+5)
Birthday time again! It’s your birthday Max!
Dat creeper face though…
*wishes for a good trait*
Here’s the sparkle fairy!
Oh wow! Max, you’re cute! He rolled Light Sleeper. His current list of traits is : Clumsy, Insane, perceptive and light sleeper. He’s decent, trait-wise. And I mean, if you like werewolves who glitch, he’s great.
And as Dizzy starts her own picture, she goes into labor with baby number….uh…Five? Are we on five finally? Thank goodness, I’m so tired of all these babies.
Dizzy: You’re not the one who has to birth them!
True, true. PUSH DIZZY PUSH.
She gives birth to another baby girl in the nursery. This is baby Holly, after the name the Rainbow Butterfly Monster took when she disguised herself as a human. Holly is Insane and a Virtuoso. Wow! Great trait!
Let the fight for the baby begin!
And everyone just ignore Tobi. Poor kid, nobody pays any attention to him now since his baby sister was born.
Don’t you dare. DON’T YOU DARE. (he didn’t. He scooted his butt into the bathroom right after this)
D’aw. He loves his baby sister. And that suit.
Dizzy finishes her own picture but…I don’t like it. Try again *sells*
Cedric: And I declare it is time for at least one more birthday before this chapter comes to a close!
I guess that’s a good idea Cedi.
Not so bad, huh Dizzy?
Okay, one more birthday and I’ll end it, I swear.
DIZZY DON’T KILL YOUR CHILD WITH YOUR BOOBS.
OH MY GOD HOLLY HAS THE BLACK HAIR AND RED EYES. OH MY GOD. OOOOH MY GOD!
Potential Heir, even without the pink hair.
Last shot, promise. Dizzy’s portrait is done. Its not the best, but it will do. (+5)
Self Wetting (-5): 0
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): 0
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0
Every Birth (+5): 5×5 = 25
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 0
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10): 0
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 0
Total: 35 Points