0.7 Not Again

So we start with Holly trying to tempt her brother into playing royal court and her brother just sighing.

Tobi: I liked playing with Monica better…

Sorry Tobi, Monica is too busy being a teenager. By being a teenager I mean, she’s too busy talking to the shower.

Gerard is still attempting to be a good cook. I really wish he’d stop because one of these days hes going to burn down the house.

Or he makes mac and cheese and it turns out well.

I love their little family time. I like when they spend time together. Gerard and Monica are actually friends and he talks to her alot on his own. All those bedtime stories paid off apparently.

Oh Holly…what’s with you girls? (-5)

She then goes and asks her father for a bedtime story.

Good thing he’s a good father and doesn’t care if his kids wet themselves before asking for their bedtime story.

If you’re so tired, Cedric, go to bed.

Cedric: But I must make father proud with my logic skills

As a side note, its a full moon. Max transforms into his glitchwolf form.

And begins to eat worse than his slob brother. *sighs*

Max actually leaves and his siblings take over the table.At least Cedric is still doing his homework. He might get a good trait yet.

Max: Blarg, good grades, good traits. Who needs ’em.

You do.

As a side note, I finally upgrade the table. We’re minus one chair because SOMEONE won’t stop pretending to be a cat and move his butt.

Did I ever say in the last chapter that Monica rolled Never-Nude? Well she did. That leads to this funny picture of her getting mad over getting pranked. But you look good in purple, Moni!

Monica: WHO EVER DID THIS WILL PAY

Cedric: I’M A TOTALLY INNOCENT HORSE. NEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGH.

Really convincing.

Hey Dizzy, you okay?

Dizzy: Someone put burnt, bad food back in the fridge. Bleeeh.

Jerry: Well that’s not sexy at all.

WHY WOULD YOU EAT MORE OF IT THEN?

Dizzy: Can’t knock it till you try it.

It also makes Tobi sick. Poor kid. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a kid vomit in the Sims 3 though. Interesting…

These kids. Max and Monica are getting along, Cedric is yelling at the window and Tobi wants to play on the chair. Or play chess. He probably wants to pretend to be King because thats all he does anymore other than his homework.

YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT. YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE NOT. YOU. YOU. I HATE YOU.

Story time guys, I have Woohooer and I do have risky woohoo replacing regular woohoo and I do have it set so if I’m not watching them, they might do a thing. They did a thing. Now Dizzy is going to be having another rugrat. Well, six isn’t a bad number is it?

So since she’s expecting, I sent her to the spa. I love Hidden Spring’s spa. Its so pretty.

As a side note, I forgot to take a picture but Tobi has been a good boy and got on honor roll. (+5) What a good boy.

Max: Oh dear, oh dear…

What’s wrong?

Max: Something…something bad is going to happen.

Max: Told you.

You’re still so glitchy…

Cedric&Gerard: PILLOW FIGHT!

I love these two. They look so alike. I’m glad they’ve become so close, all things considering. Sadly, Gerard probably only has a week or so to live 😦

Holly attempts to work her way into my heart in the meantime.

Max: I HATE THIS CHAIR.

Dizzy! Do something.

Dizzy: Hmm…I didn’t know we had a dog…

Dizzy: Wanna get the stick boy? Do you want the stick?

Max: Oh god, I want the stick! Can I please have the stick?!

Dear god. There is just something weird about this. If he looked more like a werewolf I probably wouldn’t be so bothered. *sighs*

That’s so mean Dizzy, pretending to throw it and not throwing it.

Dizzy: I don’t think he minds. Whose a good boy?

You do know thats your eldest son right?

Oh hey, Holly finished that. And Tobi is starting on one. Good kids.

Holly: And all the peons shall have a tax increase!

Monica: I wish you were a ghost.

Monica has been a grump lately. Lots of mean looks and just being angry.

But guess who just got a skill in painting? Tobi did!

And speaking of which, the next day is his birthday! And Dizzy has another Bikini birthday… *sigh*

Wow….Tobi, aren’t you a cutie? Because Tobi graduated with an A, he got to roll for a trait and he got Hopeless Romantic. He is now Insane, Excitable, Angler and a Hopeless Romantic. The future does indeed look bright for this beautiful boy.

Sorry about the shorter chapter, but we’ll end it here. I’m trying to shoot for 10 chapters, but we’ll see what happens XD

Self Wetting (-5): -5×2 = -10
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): 0
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0

Every Birth (+5): 5×5 = 25
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5×2= 10
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 0
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10): 0
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 0

Total: 30 Points