1.7 Failing in Earnest

Alright, so I think I will breed Fruity. I want his genetics to last! Perhaps we’ll meet his mate during this chapter? ;D

Screenshot-40Speaking of Fruity, look, he’s playing with Billy! How sweet! I checked the que and this interaction is called ‘tackle’. I’ve never heard of that one before?

Screenshot-41WHOA WHOA. That little itty bitty dog knocked Billy on his butt! Calm yourself Fruity!

Screenshot-43Also, this interaction is negative apparently.  Who would’ve known?


Oh and I think the bedtime wars are finally over. Joa is finally sleeping in her bed. No I haven’t re-done over her and Sali’s room yet. I just haven’t gotten to it. I’ve actually only done bedrooms so far. I know I’m terrible. I should just do it all at once but I get really bored with decorating. If I don’t do it slowly, I’ll half-ass it.

Screenshot-45Apparently they’re not as over as I think. *sighs* (-5)

Screenshot-46Well anyway, I have Tobi slaving away to fix the dishwasher finally. I know you can all see the cake there and of course that means a birthday after the dishwasher is fixed! Can you guess whose?

Screenshot-47That’s right! It’s Cheri’s! No more burritos! I love how Nymeria has walked pretty much all her children up to the cake! Hehe, its so cute.

Screenshot-49 Screenshot-50Sparkle poof! Aw, she looks like her mum and she has her grandfather’s hair color! Its so cook to see their genetics at work. Her favorite color is hot pink but I forgot to check  before editing her outfit so she’s wearing blue since she looks so like Nymeria.

Screenshot-51Hey Joa, what’s up.

Joa: I’m feeling sleeping again.

Please don’t.

Screenshot-52Meanwhile, Sali is swimming! I forgot it was summer already again. I don’t really pay much mind to the seasons truthfully.

Screenshot-53Since Cheri is the last baby and Tobi rolled a wish to teach her to talk, I have him sitting down with her in the kitchen. The faster she learns her skills, the better. Tobi is ready to finally start his career.

Screenshot-54BILLY. BILLY YOU MONSTER (-5)

Screenshot-55A few minutes later, his mother is reading him a book. Is that a handiness book? Well that’s a good idea. You’re a genius Nymeria.

Screenshot-56In other news, Joa is climbing into bed. That’s one offender down. Now if only Billy would get into bed as well.

Screenshot-57Oh no, Sali don’t join their ranks.

Sali: Actually, I’m just to converse with this dog.

And how well is that going over?

Screenshot-58BILLY. (-5)

I hate this kid. I hate him so much.

Screenshot-59Billy: So mother, since I making the Creator angry, I think you should read me to sleep.

Nymeria: You can just ignore her really, I do.

Screenshot-60And the wars begin again, but the new fighter in the arena is Sali. Joa is actually asleep I believe.

Screenshot-61Lucky Dizzy comes about and brings Joa to her room to read her to sleep. Thank you Dizzy.

Screenshot-63Aw, that’s cute. Sali actually goes to sleep in her grandmother’s bed. That’s really adorable haha.

Screenshot-64Meanwhile Nymeria takes care of Billy. Thank you Nymeria.

Screenshot-66BUT BILLY DECIDES TO FAIL ON HIS WAY TO HIS ROOM. (-5) and he’s stinky to boot. Take a shower, child!

Screenshot-68The next day, we’re working on getting Cheri trained so she can age up well. I don’t know why we bother really. When she ages up, she’ll be a child and I’ll want to DESTROY her.

Screenshot-69I have Tobi pop her in the walker so he doesn’t have to worry about her. She looks the most like her mother than the other kids if you ask me. I mean in the face. She surely has those Maloney genes.

Screenshot-70And since Tobi has so much more time, it’s time to get back to painting. He’s only like level 4 and he’ll be painting the next heir portraits so he needs to get to what? Level 7?

Screenshot-71What is even going on here?

Dizzy and Sali are talking outside while it rains, Fruity dug a hole in the yard while he imagines being brushed. What? I’m really confused on what I should be feeling in this picture.

Screenshot-72Well, I guess Sali was asking grandma Dizzy to read her a bedtime story. They both look really excited. That’s cute.

Screenshot-73Joa: I command thee plates, disappear! Never return to this place!

That is not how you wash dishes honey.

Screenshot-74Cheri still need alot of potty training. She’s getting there though.

Screenshot-75In his picture, Joa is ‘examining’ Gerard’s urn. I have no idea. She just stood down here and stared at it for a long, long time. I guess she knows that one day she may be trapped down here as well if she becomes the Chosen.


Screenshot-77Nymeria is now cornered in the wars. Billy, you better not be a monster.

Screenshot-79Oh good llamas. Nymeria may be joining them all on the floor. She’s your mother! Have mercy!

Screenshot-80Nymeria never gets the chance because BILLY THAT MONSTER CHILD faints before his sister or mother gets a chance (-5)

Screenshot-81Nymeria: Why is this child laying on the floor?

Joa: I have no idea. Weirdo.

Screenshot-82Joa has enough of the wars and retreats. Gerard comes out to visit and takes over the TV. Nymeria is not impressed by her father-in-law.

Screenshot-84Joa…This is what Billy does, NOT WHAT YOU ARE TO DO. (-5)

Screenshot-85Meanwhile, Billy went to sleep…at 5:30 in the morning. He had to get up shortly after and go to school. These children, I SWEAR.

Screenshot-86Joa doesn’t go to school, dropping her grade down to a D. She sleeps on a bench across from the school most of the day.

Screenshot-87Sali sits outside the school, doing her homework instead of attending. Her grade is borderline failing. These children…

Screenshot-88Eventually they all return home and corner grandma Dizzy. Sorry Dizz, this is your problem.

Screenshot-89Hi Tobi, you haven’t been around much in this chapter.

Tobi: I’ve been good.

You have. Thank you. Everyone else is driving me insane.

Screenshot-90Dizzy reads Billy to sleep. Hopefully this time he actually sleeps for once.

Screenshot-91Instead of sleeping, Joa begins eating. In this case, it’s okay. She was nearly starving.

Screenshot-93OH MY PLUMBOB TOBI. That is creepy. Sell that shite.

Screenshot-94Meanwhile, Tobi is now sleeping in grandma’s bed now haha. Sorry, that’s still adorable.

Screenshot-95And…Joa sleeps on the floor. You’re becoming as bad as Billy (-5)

Screenshot-96Nymeria in her awful work clothes. You earned a promotion today, didn’t you Nymeria?

Nymeria: MY FIRST 😀

Yes, yes, good job.


Screenshot-99Okay now everyone but Nymeria get out. Tobi is coming to bed.

Screenshot-101Except he can’t because Joa is sitting on his bed. Move it child! I have Tobi shoo her.

Screenshot-102She scoots to her own bed while Tobi snuggles with his wife. That’s right Joa! Away with you!

Screenshot-104Not that she actually sleeps…but you know I tried.

Screenshot-106And Tobi is now nearly level 6 of his painting skill. Almost there. I’ll probably shoot for him mastering it like his mother did.

Screenshot-107But one more image before we leave! Meet Starfruit! She’s a puppy now but when she gets bigger she’ll certainly be the mother of Fruit Salad’s puppies! She’s pretty cute don’t you guys think? She’s also a mutt and she’s got a couple days of being a puppy before she becomes an adult. Hehe, I can’t wait to see her own puppies!

And time for the score.

Self Wetting (-5): -5×5 = -25
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): -5×10 = -50
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0

Every Birth (+5): 5×11 = 55
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5×2= 10
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5×2 = 10
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 10×1= 10
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10):10×1= 10
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 20×1 = 20
Every Sim that completes a LTW (+40): 40×2 = 80

Total: 120 Points

Goodbye points, I knew thee well…


1.6 The Bedtime Wars

Let’s get right into the swing of things.

Screenshot-73Joa: FEED MEH.

Screenshot-74Dizzy: I think I’ll just stare at you instead.

Of course you will Dizzy.

Screenshot-75Don’t worry, Daddy is here!

Tobi: Might as well be a single father, living alone…

Its not that bad!

Screenshot-76Ew, that’s gross Billy. He’s a snob by the way, you’d never know it.

Jerry: Don’t I have a sexy butt?

Billy: I wouldn’t know…I’m like ten.

Screenshot-77Nymeria: This bathroom is gross.

Heavily pregnant Nymeria disapproves of the cleanliness of the house. Too bad that Tobi is too busy with twins to clean it now.

Screenshot-79Dizzy: Taking care of these kids makes me tired.

What do you mean taking care of them? You just put them in their crib, they wanna be there or not.

Screenshot-81And so it begins. I hate children for this reason alone. Bed time stories are the worst.

Screenshot-82It does look cute though. Look at that family bonding!

Screenshot-83Billy: I’m still horribly tired. Can I have another?

Nymeria: No.


Tobi is finishing up teaching Joa to walk. She mostly taught herself but I Sali in it so she can learn while Tobi finishes up here.

Screenshot-85Look how cute Sali is. Oh look and its Fruity! I love Fruity’s tail. I’ve really grown attached to the little weirdo.

Screenshot-88And Joa can walk and talk! I believe all that is left is potty training. I believe Sali just needs to finish learning to walk and potty.

Screenshot-89Oh what’s this? Nymeria is in labor? That’s awesome.

Nymeria: Something is trying to crawl its way out of me! Help!


Screenshot-90Come on Sali! Almost there! You must learn to potty!

Screenshot-91While I root for Sali, Nymeria births another girl. This is Cherimoya, Cheri for short. Her traits are Genius and Insane.

IMG_1745This is what a Cherimoya really looks like. Kinda weird. Huh.

Screenshot-93Billy senses that someone is free…that someone can…read.

Screenshot-94Well not quite. Nymeria decides she loves her newest baby and feeds her before putting her down to bed. How sweet!

Screenshot-95Billy: Mother, I know you’ve read six different stories to me over the past three hours, but I demand a seventh.

Nymeria: Sounds reasonable.

Screenshot-96Argh, let’s just skip ahead! Time for the twins’ birthday! I’ll be so happy when they’re children!

Screenshot-97 Screenshot-98Shoot, missed Tobi letting Joa blow out her candles! But still! Cute!

Screenshot-99 Screenshot-100Sali goes first. She gains Party Animal.

Screenshot-101Nymeria is so excited that her toddlers are aging up that she gets hungry for faces. Actually I checked the que and she was gunning for a risky woohoo. Nope! Nipped that in the butt!

Screenshot-103 Screenshot-104Joa goes next and she ends up with the easily impressed trait. What a pair these twins are!

ScreenshotSo anyway, with the party over, Sali begins to feed, the others stand blankly around and Joa…magically has homework? What? She hasn’t even been to school yet!

Joa: I’m dedicated.

Screenshot-2Sali….Sali….you just turned into a child.

Sali: I already hate everything.

Screenshot-3Sali: So much so, I wet myself and shove myself into the table.

You monster. (-5)

Screenshot-4Dizzy: I’m not sure if I want to choke the child or hug her.

Its not your floor she messed up.


Sali: You’re a freak.

Oh my gosh, these sims. I’m going to go crazy by the end of the generation.

Screenshot-8So anyway, I’m finally starting to redecorate the house, room by room. I have a little bit more money now. This is Dizzy’s room, decorated in purple, red and pink. I like dark wood if you can’t tell haha.

Screenshot-9Nymeria: Why does this room stink?

Billy: Because of my pet rock.

Nymeria: Well give him a bath, good grief.

Screenshot-10Also, Fruity has taken to Joa. It’s cute. They play chase alot!

Screenshot-12I noticed Sali playing games by herself so I sent Tobi to play games with her! Bonding time!

Sali: This game would be better if the players were fish.

Screenshot-13Nymeria wanted to take Sali’s spot when she went to bed but Sali scooted over on the couch, blocking her from sitting down. That’s not nice Sali!

Screenshot-14First child to preside over the royal court is Billy!

Screenshot-15And then Nymeria decides to play games on her own.


Sure, okay.

Screenshot-16Also, I redecorated Tobi and Nymeria’s rooms in purples and blues. Their favorites go well together.

Screenshot-17Nymeria: I’m tired, but I’m gonna pluck some mad beats from this bass before I go.

Uh….alright then.

Screenshot-18Joa: We will go to war tonight, Jerry! WAR I TELL YOU!

Jerry: That’s cool but check out my sexy butt.

Still a child, Jerry.

Screenshot-19Joa: Grandma, I’m about to fall over, read me at story?

Dizzy: Sounds fair enough.

Screenshot-21A challenger approaches…

Billy: While I respect your decision, I have a medical reason that I care not to explain to why I need a bed time story more than my sister.

Dizzy: Uh-huh…I understand.

Screenshot-22Joa: No, no, grandmother, I need it more.

Billy: Like the sweet tunes of death you do!



Screenshot-29Finally, she seems to have made her decision. Joa hums a happy melody until…

Screenshot-30Joa: I need to reask because I forgot what we were doing.

Dizzy: Alright…Did you ever notice how pretty and empty our house is?

Screenshot-31JOA! This is the result of the Bedtime Wars. (-5)

Screenshot-32Meanwhile, Sali nerds out. She’s already slept and woken up while the other two were at war.

Screenshot-34Joa finally gets the idea to go to bed on her own.

Screenshot-35And Billy breaks the dishwasher.

Billy: It was out of spite.


Screenshot-36Sali is still a good girl and plays some video games. I don’t think anyone but Gerard’s ghost as touched these.

Screenshot-37Part two of the wars…

Screenshot-38 Screenshot-39But this time we have a victor. Look how smug she looks. I could just slap her…

Anyway, that’s enough for this chapter! I’ll see you all next time!

Self Wetting (-5): -5×5 = -25
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): -5×2 = -10
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0

Every Birth (+5): 5×11 = 55
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5×2= 10
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5×2 = 10
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 10×1= 10
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10):10×1= 10
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 20×1 = 20
Every Sim that completes a LTW (+40): 40×2 = 80

Total: 160 Points

Due to some math issues, I adjusted my points. I believe they’re right now. Sigh, I figured I could do basic math but I guess I can’t…

1.5 So, So Miserable

ScreenshotGoodness I love little Joa. Look at how cute she is. Even pouty potty face can’t make me think she is any less cute!

Screenshot-2Sali is a cutie too. Her Uncle Toan just loves her to pieces. Everytime she cries, he’s the first to lift her into his arms and give her a snuggle. Maybe Toan will have lots of children of his own? I’m super hopeful to see lots of pink-haired people in my town in the future!

Screenshot-9Meanwhile, I found Nymeria a new hair style once more. I couldn’t find the last one I had, but I like this one her too.

Screenshot-10But back to the girls! Aren’t they just the sweetest? I put them in matching outfits, though Joa’s favorite color is Spice Brown I believe and Sali’s is yellow. I believe Billy’s is also Spice Brown.

Screenshot-11Nymeria: Why are all your shots of the kids now? What about me?

That is true Nymeria. We wouldn’t have those wonderful kids without you.

Screenshot-13Tobi kiss your wife!

They’re still really sweet together. I’ll never not think they’re cute together. Especially when they dip kiss. So cute!

Screenshot-14And well…I decided on three pregnancies, at least, per generation. So, here’s for baby number four!

Screenshot-15Billy: NOBODY LOVES ME

That’s not true! I just find you extremely annoying and whiny. Seriously, he’s constantly falling down where ever he walks to and then he cries FOR HOURS. He’s so annoying. So thankful his birthday is coming up!

Screenshot-16Tobi: I am not a maid. I am completely sexy, but I am not a maid.

Well Tobi, no one else likes to clean. Hopefully we roll neat for a child someday. Wouldn’t that be a treat?

Screenshot-17I’d also like to point out that Xiao is a wonderful student. Look at her doing her homework! She does it almost every night and she has a straight B average.

Screenshot-18Toan on the other hand…He’s more into playing Skate or whatever that game is.

Screenshot-19Fruity doesn’t look so weird from this angle! You know, though Tobi is the dog person, he seems to gravitate towards the females of the house – namely Dizzy and Nymeria.

Screenshot-20Speaking of Nymeria.

Nymeria: This baby is making me sick.

The one in your tummy or the one next to you?

Screenshot-21Tobi…Tobi why are you bathing when you’re exhausted. You only have a few more days in the house. You better not start losing me points. They’re doing so, so well.

Tobi: But the water will wash away the tired.

No it won’t. Please for the love of my points, go to bed.

Screenshot-22Xiao: Hey miss voice! I’m getting tired too!


Xiao: But this toilet is so comfy to sit on!

Screenshot-23About a Sim hour later, they actually went to bed.

Screenshot-24The next day, Nymeria tries something new – taking care of her offspring.

Nymeria: I don’t see what Tobi loves about this.

Screenshot-25Xiao: Woah, this wall is trippy.

Dizzy: Maybe you should try sleeping.

Screenshot-26But the two of them make good use out of themselves and take care of the girls instead. Thankfully.

Screenshot-27Xiao: Oh, I’m so sleepy…

I’m glad you’re finally going to bed.


Screenshot-28BIRTHDAY TIME YAY. Finally getting these twins out of my house. Thankfully!

Screenshot-29 Screenshot-31Both of them make a wish and blow out the candles while the household cheers for more cake.

Screenshot-33 Screenshot-35Xiao goes first and gets the Great Kisser trait. This brings her final traits to Genius, Insane, Workaholic, Equestrian, Great Kisser. Her LTW is World Renowned Surgeon. Llama help all of SimKind if she achieves that.

Screenshot-36 Screenshot-38Toan goes next and gains the Artistic trait. His final tally is Hates the Outdoors, Insane, Ambitious, Hopeless Romantic, Artistic. His LTW is Golden Tongue, Golden Fingers.

Both of these lovely sims shall be uploaded pronto, for anyone who wishes to use them in their own legacies.

Screenshot-39Toan tries to help clean up and disgraces himself before leaving. I knew I hated you Toan. (-5)

Screenshot-40 Screenshot-41Both of them smelling quite ripe, they finally leave the house for the last time. Goodbye you two. Have fun.

Screenshot-42And then there were two less. That makes six I believe. Or five, I have no idea. Just two less Sims which is so nice.

Screenshot-43Meanwhile we are taken to Nymeria in her weird work clothes. Lefty is out to get her.

Screenshot-45Nymeria, isn’t there something you should be doing?

Screenshot-46Nymeria! Stop doing mindless stuff!

Screenshot-47There we go. Stinky and in ugly work maternity clothes, but she finally popped! After like three Sim hours, standing in the rain. She popped though. No more twins, you hear me Nymeria?

Screenshot-49With another baby on the way, its time to train the heck out of the twins. They only have like three days of being a toddler left.

Screenshot-50Billy on the other hand, gets to play all day. He’ll be aging up before this chapter concludes. Can’t wait for you all to see him as an adorable child!

Screenshot-51Gotta say, Fruity’s strange form is starting to grow on me. I think I’ll end up breeding him. Probably with another mutt. But either way, we’ll find him a mate eventually.

Screenshot-52Dizzy has been very helpful with the twins of late. I’m really thankful for that. Tobi has been run ragged trying to take care of three toddlers. Here you can see his in the green, but more often than not, he’s exhausted, hungry and stinky before I can even get him near a bed.

Screenshot-53Later that night, Gerard joins us for a Full Moon haunting.

Gerard: Tired of doing this alone. Is Dizzy dead yet?

No Gerard, your wife is still alive.

Screenshot-54And here’s my proof of Tobi’s condition. Its like 3am. He just got the twins and Billy to bed. He hasn’t eaten in a long while and he’s super smelly, plus he’s exhausted. Poor guy.

Screenshot-55 Screenshot-56Wh-What? TOAN IS A ZOMBIE GUYS.

He’s…pretty…uh…freaky looking. Just sayin’.


Screenshot-57And Tobi is so tired, he’s showering with his suit on. Poor guy. Really, he’s messed up right now.

Screenshot-58 Screenshot-60I set the kids to self-learn mode for the night and send poor Tobi to bed.

Screenshot-64Only to have to get him up early the next day for while Dizzy will pick up the child, she will not comfort her or help her in anyway *rage*

Screenshot-67Tobi is so miserable. It’s almost over Tobi. Hang in there buddy.

Tobi: I hate being a single father.

Screenshot-68By the time the twins are settled, and I can finally get Tobi some food, its like 7pm. Poor Tobi.

Screenshot-69I send him to cake little Billy only…

Screenshot-70 Screenshot-71Aw hell.

Screenshot-72Well, he aged up. And I forgot what trait he gained. But we’ll leave it here for now.

Next time, learn Billy’s new trait, meet another baby(ies?), and the twins age up as well, and Tobi finally gets some sort of break. Hopefully. Thanks for reading guys! Look at the score now!

Self Wetting (-5): -5×4 = -20
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): -5×1 = -5
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0

Every Birth (+5): 5×10 = 50
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5×2= 10
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5×2 = 10
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 10×1= 10
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10):10×1= 10
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 20×1 = 20
Every Sim that completes a LTW (+40): 40×2 = 80

Total: 155 Points

Lost some points but gained so much more. Huzzah~!

1.4 Fruit Salad! (Yummy, yummy)

Note: Sorry for the long wait! I just haven’t had time to play Sims like I once did and to boot I decided to start a random legacy as well! But now I have a whole bunch of pictures from my favorite insane sims so get ready to see them all in their glory!
As a side note, I will finally be uploading Holly after this chapter. Finally, I know right?

ScreenshotTobi: Daddy loves you.

Do you even know which baby that is?

Tobi: No, but isn’t she a sweetie?

Screenshot-2He really does seem to love his kids. He always pays so much attention to all of them. I’m wondering how frazzled he’ll be  when Feijoa ( Joa I’ve decided for short ) and Physalis ( I’ll call her Sali for short ) are toddlers.

Screenshot-4Dizzy loves Sali and Joa too. She isn’t so much in love with Billy, but perhaps thats because she had mostly boys and now girls are the majority in the house.

Screenshot-5Even though it is super cold out, Xiao decides she loves sitting outside. At least she has the sense to wear her outerwear.

Xiao: I’m not that insane.

Screenshot-6She’s being kept company by Jerry who is trying to put on a show for her I assume. Look how cute he is.

Screenshot-7But I digress! With two new babies in the house, Billy must be taught to talk!

Tobi: Say ‘Save the Trees’

Billy: No Trees!

Kid’s got it. But really, he’s a bad kid. Always crying for no reason. He’ll just sit there and cry for like four sim hours while everyone avoids him because he literally needs nothing. He’s just being whiny. Maybe its because he’s grumpy?

Screenshot-8Nymeria! What happened to your hair?!

I had a glitch in my game and her hair style disappeared. I literally could not find it and its still in the folder, but it won’t show up in the game for some weird reason.

Screenshot-9So I changed her hair for a moment, until I could go and search for a new hair style for her. *sigh*

Screenshot-10Toan: This place is disgusting.

I’m sorry?

Toan: Someone should clean it.

How about you?

Toan: Gotta go do stuff.

Alright then.

Screenshot-11Toan takes care of the girls mostly alone. They’re not very needy for infants though so I suppose I should be super thankful for that.

Screenshot-13Xiao: BARK BARK. MEOW MEOW. Meow with me Fruity!

Fruit: *scared whimper*

Screenshot-14She’s not insane at all.

Screenshot-15Ah, there’s Dizzy with Billy. He actually looks rather like his grandmother.

Dizzy: He’s mine.

Well yes he is.


After helping with Billy, he helps take care of one of the twins. I have no idea which is which while they’re burritos. They look too similar.

Screenshot-19Meanwhile, Billy sobs in the next room. Oh and I got more hairstyles so I changed his. Like it? I do.

Screenshot-20Daddy to the rescue! Take your little Billy to bed, Tobi!

Screenshot-21Meanwhile: Toan is cooking. At least its only hot dogs. If he tried anything more I’d be a little worried I think.


Xiao keeps on rocking. She really only plays the bass. She won’t touch anything else.

Xiao: I feel this one in my bones.

I’m sure you do.

Screenshot-23Tobi has been reduced to a maid once more. Clean, clean, clean. Tend to the kids. Clean some more. He hardly gets to sleep until he’s fully rested anymore. He sleeps until his bar is about half-full and then I have to get him up to tend to something in the house.

Screenshot-24What does Nymeria do? Play Sims Animals.

Nymeria: This is a great game.

It was a great game, but you could help your husband.

Screenshot-29Anyway, the next day it is the twin’s birthdays. Finally, we might be able to tell Joa and Sali apart. Holly is the first to arrive, in formal wear. Yup, I set her formal outfit to the dragon priestess sort from Dragon Valley.

Screenshot-30Monica and Max aren’t far behind. Moncia had twins, did I tell you guys that? Their names were Raul and Kristin. They both have darker skin like Demario. When they’re kids, perhaps I’ll have a slumber party for the kids and invite them over.

Screenshot-31There’s Demario and Cedric. Still the sexy bachelor. Don’t you want a wife and babies, Cedric?

Screenshot-32Nymeria brings the first burrito to the stage.

Screenshot-33Everyone else that was invited angrily crowds in the room. They demand their cake.

Screenshot-35The first one ages up before many can reach the all might cake. This one is Sali. She gets her mother’s hair and eyes. Her face is quite between her mother and father though. I hope it’ll be more apparent when she gets older.

Screenshot-36The guests demand their sacrifice of cake. Hold on guys, there’s one more baby that needs to age up.

Screenshot-38Because of the crowd, I didn’t get a picture of Nymeria at the cake with Joa, but look at her! Her mother’s eye color, that pink hair! It goes so beautifully together! I love it!

Screenshot-39Oh! We have one more birthday to attend to before I say goodbye! Little Fruit Salad is going to age up!

Screenshot-41I love how the sparkles look on pets that are aging up. Isn’t it cute?

Screenshot-42HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRUITY. Uh…Uh…What’s going on with your…your everything?

Screenshot-43This is the weirdest looking dog I ever saw. What ARE you? I mean you’re kinda cute but…I think you were cuter as a puppy. I was planning on breeding Fruity but now I don’t know if I should. What do you guys think? Should Fruity be bred?

Screenshot-44I mean he’s KINDA cute right? Let me know what you think in the comments.

But alright, that’s enough of that for THIS chapter. The next one will probably be up tonight after I get out of work. So look its time for the scores.

Self Wetting (-5): -5×3 = -15
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): -5×1 = -5
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0

Every Birth (+5): 5×10 = 50
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5×2= 10
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5×2 = 10
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 0
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10): 0
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 20×1 = 20
Every Sim that completes a LTW (+40): 40×2 = 80

Total: 140 Points

Literally nothing happened in this chapter.  Oh well. Next chapter hopefully.