Let’s get right into the swing of things.
Joa: FEED MEH.
Dizzy: I think I’ll just stare at you instead.
Of course you will Dizzy.
Don’t worry, Daddy is here!
Tobi: Might as well be a single father, living alone…
Its not that bad!
Ew, that’s gross Billy. He’s a snob by the way, you’d never know it.
Jerry: Don’t I have a sexy butt?
Billy: I wouldn’t know…I’m like ten.
Nymeria: This bathroom is gross.
Heavily pregnant Nymeria disapproves of the cleanliness of the house. Too bad that Tobi is too busy with twins to clean it now.
Dizzy: Taking care of these kids makes me tired.
What do you mean taking care of them? You just put them in their crib, they wanna be there or not.
And so it begins. I hate children for this reason alone. Bed time stories are the worst.
It does look cute though. Look at that family bonding!
Billy: I’m still horribly tired. Can I have another?
Tobi is finishing up teaching Joa to walk. She mostly taught herself but I Sali in it so she can learn while Tobi finishes up here.
Look how cute Sali is. Oh look and its Fruity! I love Fruity’s tail. I’ve really grown attached to the little weirdo.
And Joa can walk and talk! I believe all that is left is potty training. I believe Sali just needs to finish learning to walk and potty.
Oh what’s this? Nymeria is in labor? That’s awesome.
Nymeria: Something is trying to crawl its way out of me! Help!
Come on Sali! Almost there! You must learn to potty!
While I root for Sali, Nymeria births another girl. This is Cherimoya, Cheri for short. Her traits are Genius and Insane.
This is what a Cherimoya really looks like. Kinda weird. Huh.
Billy senses that someone is free…that someone can…read.
Well not quite. Nymeria decides she loves her newest baby and feeds her before putting her down to bed. How sweet!
Billy: Mother, I know you’ve read six different stories to me over the past three hours, but I demand a seventh.
Nymeria: Sounds reasonable.
Argh, let’s just skip ahead! Time for the twins’ birthday! I’ll be so happy when they’re children!
Shoot, missed Tobi letting Joa blow out her candles! But still! Cute!
Sali goes first. She gains Party Animal.
Nymeria is so excited that her toddlers are aging up that she gets hungry for faces. Actually I checked the que and she was gunning for a risky woohoo. Nope! Nipped that in the butt!
Joa goes next and she ends up with the easily impressed trait. What a pair these twins are!
So anyway, with the party over, Sali begins to feed, the others stand blankly around and Joa…magically has homework? What? She hasn’t even been to school yet!
Joa: I’m dedicated.
Sali….Sali….you just turned into a child.
Sali: I already hate everything.
Sali: So much so, I wet myself and shove myself into the table.
You monster. (-5)
Dizzy: I’m not sure if I want to choke the child or hug her.
Its not your floor she messed up.
Joa: THIS THOUGHT BUBBLE OF MY TWIN DISTURBS ME.
Sali: You’re a freak.
Oh my gosh, these sims. I’m going to go crazy by the end of the generation.
So anyway, I’m finally starting to redecorate the house, room by room. I have a little bit more money now. This is Dizzy’s room, decorated in purple, red and pink. I like dark wood if you can’t tell haha.
Nymeria: Why does this room stink?
Billy: Because of my pet rock.
Nymeria: Well give him a bath, good grief.
Also, Fruity has taken to Joa. It’s cute. They play chase alot!
I noticed Sali playing games by herself so I sent Tobi to play games with her! Bonding time!
Sali: This game would be better if the players were fish.
Nymeria wanted to take Sali’s spot when she went to bed but Sali scooted over on the couch, blocking her from sitting down. That’s not nice Sali!
First child to preside over the royal court is Billy!
And then Nymeria decides to play games on her own.
Nymeria: I AM QUEEN OF GAMES.
Also, I redecorated Tobi and Nymeria’s rooms in purples and blues. Their favorites go well together.
Nymeria: I’m tired, but I’m gonna pluck some mad beats from this bass before I go.
Joa: We will go to war tonight, Jerry! WAR I TELL YOU!
Jerry: That’s cool but check out my sexy butt.
Still a child, Jerry.
Joa: Grandma, I’m about to fall over, read me at story?
Dizzy: Sounds fair enough.
A challenger approaches…
Billy: While I respect your decision, I have a medical reason that I care not to explain to why I need a bed time story more than my sister.
Dizzy: Uh-huh…I understand.
Joa: No, no, grandmother, I need it more.
Billy: Like the sweet tunes of death you do!
Finally, she seems to have made her decision. Joa hums a happy melody until…
Joa: I need to reask because I forgot what we were doing.
Dizzy: Alright…Did you ever notice how pretty and empty our house is?
JOA! This is the result of the Bedtime Wars. (-5)
Meanwhile, Sali nerds out. She’s already slept and woken up while the other two were at war.
Joa finally gets the idea to go to bed on her own.
And Billy breaks the dishwasher.
Billy: It was out of spite.
YOU WON THE WAR!
Sali is still a good girl and plays some video games. I don’t think anyone but Gerard’s ghost as touched these.
Part two of the wars…
But this time we have a victor. Look how smug she looks. I could just slap her…
Anyway, that’s enough for this chapter! I’ll see you all next time!
Self Wetting (-5): -5×5 = -25
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): -5×2 = -10
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0
Every Birth (+5): 5×11 = 55
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5×2= 10
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5×2 = 10
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 10×1= 10
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10):10×1= 10
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 20×1 = 20
Every Sim that completes a LTW (+40): 40×2 = 80
Total: 160 Points
Due to some math issues, I adjusted my points. I believe they’re right now. Sigh, I figured I could do basic math but I guess I can’t…