And now for another chapter…
And I hate when someone dies. The mourning is annoying. Billy is angry grandma died and Sali is devastated. Joa loves cake. This is a realistic family.
Tobi: I put away cake. She loved cake!
You all do Tobi. Its not a big surprise.
Anyway, with Cheri a child, I have Tobi finally get his job. Let’s complete that lifetime wish and earn me some points!
And with Dizzy dead, the children must turn to other sources to get their bedtime story fix.
Joa: So…I need to go to bed…
Billy: Say no more little sister!
What is this? A weird, elder alien showed up on my lawn. He was dressed liked this. Weird.
And then I heard the failure music. Billy peed himself in his parent’s room. He’s been trapped by his sisters… (-5)
They just won’t leave him alone! They mourn and demand stories. It’s really, really annoying!
And then when they don’t get their way they fall asleep on the floor because they hate me. What a bunch of little jerks. (-5)
And then Cheri shows how much she hates me as well (-5)
And with everyone being little jerks all night, its finally the twins’ birthday! I’m so happy that they’re going to be teens. That means they won’t need bedtime stories anymore. They may actually sleep and perhaps they’ll do their homework!
Joa: Don’t count on it.
Sali: I know I won’t.
Joa goes first. She’s half asleep as she blows out her candles.
Joa grows up beautifully and she rolls the Unstable trait. Oh llama spit.
Sali is much more awake and she blows out her candles.
Oh wow, Sali. She turned out especially lovely. They both have alot of their mother’s facial shape, like in the jawline and whatnot. Can’t wait to see how they look as adults…Also Sali rolled Star Quality.
Billy doesn’t realize the party is over. He’s still celebrating.
Joa decides to clean up after the party and gets a prank sprayed in her face. I checked everyone but one of the old twins must have set it, because no one in the current house did.
The prank must have taken her energy away because she fell asleep right after. (-5)
Cheri again…*sighs* We are not doing well this chapter. (-5)
She annoys her mother over bedtime stories.
Cheri: Mom, do you love me?
Nymeria: Depends on what you want tonight.
Apparently her mother doesn’t love her. (-5)
Hey your bedroom is just down the hall…
Cheri: ..is it? I’m so unsure.
And down she goes again. I really hate you Cheri. (-5)
Despite having near endless food in the fridge, Sali decides she wants to cook.
Billy: I wanted to cook today.
Tobi tries to ignore the potential fire hazard behind him and enjoy his soup.
She does well though. I’m proud of you Sali.
But with that, I decided that I’ve been boring for the last few chapters. We need some excitement in our lives! So I pack up the family, minus Cheri because she really needs to sleep, and I send them to the festival.
Feels good to get outside, doesn’t it Tobi?
Tobi: Is this what fresh air feels like?
Don’t be a jerk about it.
In tradition, I send Tobi and Nymeria to play soccer.
Tobi is actually pretty good. Nymeria is better, but Tobi isn’t bad.
When it’s Tobi’s turn to defend, he makes faces at her. Nymeria looks so amused doesn’t she?
Nymeria: I married this idiot.
You did turn him down the first time, just remember that.
Meanwhile, Billy finds a new friend. Actually he looks bored as hell with her.
Little Girl: I’m number one!
Billy: Are you? You’re awful short.
Little Girl: At least I don’t pee myself in public, loser.
Billy: Was that really me?
I send the family home, because they’re just going to keep disgracing themselves…. (-5)
Look who comes back that night! Gerard, buddy! Have you come to visit your family?
You do know you don’t work anymore right? …Right?
Anyway, he spent the night working out. Joa got up early to rock out. She’s getting quite good.
Also, look at Tobi go! He’s going off to his first day at work! I’m so proud Tobi!
Well when the kids get home, first thing Cheri does is break the dishwasher again…And that’s the high quality one believe it or not…
Joa is now into cooking. She seems to like the arts.
Sali: Tell me a ghost story little sister.
Cheri: I broke the dishwasher for the umptinth time.
Sali: Spooky, brah.
Billy! What the flippity-flap?!
Billy: BILLY SMASH D:<
Nymeria: Don’t be a punk!
Billy: Don’t harsh my swag!
Glad she took care of it. I wasn’t going to make Tobi do it.
Well, anyway, that night Dizzy pops out for her first visit.
Only to troll Starfruit. Jeeze, thanks Dizzy.
Really Tobi? LIKE REALLY?
Tobi: Shut up, I’m the one who ends up fixing it anyway.
This is true.
So Tobi is set to slave away. He fixes this dishwasher alot.
Aw! Cheri! You’re playing on Grandpa Gerard’s chess set!
Nevermind. Get smart kid.
Except Starfruit hates the smart. She’s probably taking revenge for Dizzy trolling her.
Well, this leaves only one thing to end the chapter. Another birthday! But whose? Actually, we have three today. Only one gets a cake though.
That’s right! It’s Tobi’s Adult Birthday! I’m proud of him, he managed to start his job before becoming an adult. my goal was to get him to at least start it before he became an adult or straight after.
I actually didn’t have to change his hair. Weird. He’s looking good as he gets older at least. Soon you’ll be an Elder Tobi. How does that make you feel?
Tobi: Like eating all the cake.
The Dewdrop family unites around cake. Its kinda cute.
Second birthday up! Starfruit’s!
Aw, Cheri comes to celebrate with her! Thanks for being a sweetie, Cheri!
Um…Well….you’re still pretty cute. I guess with you and Fruit’s body-types combined, your puppies may be cute. Or really weird looking. Only time will tell I suppose.
Oh good, you two are actually doing your homework.
Joa: Gotta try sometime.
Billy: Failing throughout childhood taught me….something.
Hopefully a good something.
Anyway, to the last birthday! Nymeria’s! Who is in her ugly work clothes…
I also didn’t have to change her hair…Weird. Anyway, she’s still beautiful. You’re heading towards Elder status as well~ And soon all the kids will be teens. That means a heir vote is coming up! Are you all excited! I am! >w<
Self Wetting (-5): -5×10 = -50
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): -5×23 = -115
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0
Every Birth (+5): 5×11 = 55
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5×2= 10
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5×2 = 10
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 10×1= 10
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10):10×1= 10
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 20×1 = 20
Every Sim that completes a LTW (+40): 40×2 = 80
Total: 30 Points