1.9 Don’t Be A Punk!

*announcer voice*
And now for another chapter…

Screenshot-117And I hate when someone dies. The mourning is annoying. Billy is angry grandma died and Sali is devastated. Joa loves cake. This is a realistic family.

Screenshot-118Tobi: I put away cake. She loved cake!

You all do Tobi. Its not a big surprise.

Screenshot-119Anyway, with Cheri a child, I have Tobi finally get his job. Let’s complete that lifetime wish and earn me some points!

Screenshot-120And with Dizzy dead, the children must turn to other sources to get their bedtime story fix.

Joa: So…I need to go to bed…

Billy: Say no more little sister!

Screenshot-121What is this? A weird, elder alien showed up on my lawn. He was dressed liked this. Weird.

Screenshot-122And then I heard the failure music. Billy peed himself in his parent’s room. He’s been trapped by his sisters… (-5)

Screenshot-124They just won’t leave him alone! They mourn and demand stories. It’s really, really annoying!

Screenshot-125And then when they don’t get their way they fall asleep on the floor because they hate me. What a bunch of little jerks. (-5)

Screenshot-126And then Cheri shows how much she hates me as well (-5)

Screenshot-127 Screenshot-128And with everyone being little jerks all night, its finally the twins’ birthday! I’m so happy that they’re going to be teens. That means they won’t need bedtime stories anymore. They may actually sleep and perhaps they’ll do their homework!

Joa: Don’t count on it.

Sali: I know I won’t.


Screenshot-129Joa goes first. She’s half asleep as she blows out her candles.

Screenshot-131 Screenshot-132Joa grows up beautifully and she rolls the Unstable trait. Oh llama spit.

Screenshot-130Sali is much more awake and she blows out her candles.

Screenshot-133 Screenshot-135Oh wow, Sali. She turned out especially lovely. They both have alot of their mother’s facial shape, like in the jawline and whatnot. Can’t wait to see how they look as adults…Also Sali rolled Star Quality.

Screenshot-137Billy doesn’t realize the party is over. He’s still celebrating.

Screenshot-138Joa decides to clean up after the party and gets a prank sprayed in her face. I checked everyone but one of the old twins must have set it, because no one in the current house did.

Screenshot-139The prank must have taken her energy away because she fell asleep right after. (-5)

Screenshot-140Cheri! (-5)

Screenshot-141Sali! (-5)

Screenshot-142Cheri again…*sighs* We are not doing well this chapter. (-5)

Screenshot-143She annoys her mother over bedtime stories.

Cheri: Mom, do you love me?

Nymeria: Depends on what you want tonight.

Screenshot-144Apparently her mother doesn’t love her. (-5)

Screenshot-145Hey your bedroom is just down the hall…

Cheri: ..is it? I’m so unsure.

Screenshot-146And down she goes again. I really hate you Cheri. (-5)

Screenshot-147Despite having near endless food in the fridge, Sali decides she wants to cook.

Billy: I wanted to cook today.

Screenshot-148Tobi tries to ignore the potential fire hazard behind him and enjoy his soup.

Screenshot-149She does well though. I’m proud of you Sali.

But with that, I decided that I’ve been boring for the last few chapters. We need some excitement in our lives! So I pack up the family, minus Cheri because she really needs to sleep, and I send them to the festival.

Screenshot-150Feels good to get outside, doesn’t it Tobi?

Tobi: Is this what fresh air feels like?

Don’t be a jerk about it.

Screenshot-151In tradition, I send Tobi and Nymeria to play soccer.

Screenshot-153 Screenshot-154 Screenshot-155 Screenshot-156Tobi is actually pretty good. Nymeria is better, but Tobi isn’t bad.

Screenshot-158 Screenshot-159When it’s Tobi’s turn to defend, he makes faces at her. Nymeria looks so amused doesn’t she?

Nymeria: I married this idiot.

You did turn him down the first time, just remember that.

Screenshot-161Meanwhile, Billy finds a new friend. Actually he looks bored as hell with her.

Little Girl: I’m number one!

Billy: Are you? You’re awful short.

Screenshot-162Little Girl: At least I don’t pee myself in public, loser.

Billy: Was that really me?

I send the family home, because they’re just going to keep disgracing themselves…. (-5)


Look who comes back that night! Gerard, buddy! Have you come to visit your family?

Gerard: Nope!


You do know you don’t work anymore right? …Right?

Screenshot-166Anyway, he spent the night working out. Joa got up early to rock out. She’s getting quite good.

Screenshot-168Also, look at Tobi go! He’s going off to his first day at work! I’m so proud Tobi!

Screenshot-169Well when the kids get home, first thing Cheri does is break the dishwasher again…And that’s the high quality one believe it or not…

Screenshot-170Joa is now into cooking. She seems to like the arts.

Screenshot-171Sali: Tell me a ghost story little sister.

Cheri: I broke the dishwasher for the umptinth time.

Sali: Spooky, brah.

Screenshot-172Billy! What the flippity-flap?!


Screenshot-173Nymeria: Don’t be a punk!

Billy: Don’t harsh my swag!

Glad she took care of it. I wasn’t going to make Tobi do it.

Screenshot-175Well, anyway, that night Dizzy pops out for her first visit.

Screenshot-178Only to troll Starfruit. Jeeze, thanks Dizzy.

Screenshot-179Dizzy: Anytime~

Screenshot-180Really Tobi? LIKE REALLY?

Tobi: Shut up, I’m the one who ends up fixing it anyway.

This is true.

Screenshot-181So Tobi is set to slave away. He fixes this dishwasher alot.

Screenshot-182Aw! Cheri! You’re playing on Grandpa Gerard’s chess set!

Cheri: Whose?

Nevermind. Get smart kid.

Screenshot-184Except Starfruit hates the smart. She’s probably taking revenge for Dizzy trolling her.

Screenshot-185Well, this leaves only one thing to end the chapter. Another birthday! But whose? Actually, we have three today. Only one gets a cake though.

Screenshot-187That’s right! It’s Tobi’s Adult Birthday! I’m proud of him, he managed to start his job before becoming an adult. my goal was to get him to at least start it before he became an adult or straight after.

Screenshot-188 Screenshot-189I actually didn’t have to change his hair. Weird. He’s looking good as he gets older at least. Soon you’ll be an Elder Tobi. How does that make you feel?

Screenshot-190Tobi: Like eating all the cake.

Fair enough.

Screenshot-191The Dewdrop family unites around cake. Its kinda cute.


Second birthday up! Starfruit’s!

Screenshot-193Aw, Cheri comes to celebrate with her! Thanks for being a sweetie, Cheri!

Screenshot-194 Screenshot-196Um…Well….you’re still pretty cute. I guess with you and Fruit’s body-types combined, your puppies may be cute. Or really weird looking. Only time will tell I suppose.

Screenshot-197Oh good, you two are actually doing your homework.

Joa: Gotta try sometime.

Billy: Failing throughout childhood taught me….something.

Hopefully a good something.

Screenshot-198Anyway, to the last birthday! Nymeria’s! Who is in her ugly work clothes…

Screenshot-199 Screenshot-201I also didn’t have to change her hair…Weird. Anyway, she’s still beautiful. You’re heading towards Elder status as well~ And soon all the kids will be teens. That means a heir vote is coming up! Are you all excited! I am! >w<

Self Wetting (-5): -5×10 = -50
Each Sim Failing School (-5): 0
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter, or baby sitter (-5): 0
Passing out (-5): -5×23 = -115
Accidental Deaths(-10): 0
Social Worker Visits (-15): 0

Every Birth (+5): 5×11 = 55
Each Sim that gets on the honor roll (+5): 5×2= 10
Having a Painting of the Torch Holder in the house (+5): 5×2 = 10
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (+10): 10×1= 10
Not using spare Happiness points for a generation (+10):10×1= 10
Every 100,000 dollars (+20): 20×1 = 20
Every Sim that completes a LTW (+40): 40×2 = 80

Total: 30 Points


4 thoughts on “1.9 Don’t Be A Punk!

  1. The girls turned out so lovelly! What awesome genetics. Nymeria was a very good choice for Tobi obviously lol. I can’t believe they’re adults already with three teenagers in the house.


    • Nymeria did pass on some beautiful, beautiful genes to the family. Hopefully the eyes stay for generations! I know! I don’t want to watch them die but at the same time I’m excited for impending Generation Three!


  2. Man, Cheri really hates you, doesn’t she? I think that’s the most fails from one sim I’ve seen in a single ISBI chapter.

    The girls turned out beautiful, especially Joa. Her colouring is really good. Can’t wait to see what Cheri looks like.

    Also, LMAO at Dizzy trolling the puppy. I had a ghost haunt veggies on the plant once. Like, seriously? The most random things you can think of…Sim Logic.


    • Cheri is a little demon! I swear she hates everyone and everything. I think its the technophobe trait. I always have bad luck with any sim with it.

      I know! Nymeria made beautiful babies. I suppose Tobi helped a little haha.

      Dizzy was always a troll. Take your eyes off her and she’d get into some trouble. She’s worse as a ghost though…Poor little Starfruit D:


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